ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Feasible.

I need that report from Rick ASAF

by Safmiester G April 7, 2007

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

abaft

On or toward the rear of a ship.

The passengers moved abaft of the ship so as to escape the fire in the front of the ship.

by compadre August 23, 2010

asdaf

An interjection expressing sorrow or indignation, often executed on a keyboard. May be iterated multiple times in a single usage.

I got a D- in chemistry asdafasdafasdaf

by Decoy-man January 13, 2011

ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

Asbofit

An attractive chav.

Look at him/her, he/she's asbofit.

by Clarence Grove June 24, 2010

Absafuckinglootly

Absa-fucking-lootly: means to dramatically express complete agreement (to highly agree with something or someone with much enthusiasm). It is similiar to the word absolutely, but with a much deeper meaning. Most people tend to scream this word or pump their fist when saying "Absa-fucking-lootly" to show how passionately they agree with something."

Question: "Hey Molly, do you have any q-tips?"
Response: "Absa-fucking-lootly"

Question: "Hey Molly, how about that ride in? You like it?

Response: "Absafuckinglootly!!"

by CountryBumpkinCowgirl May 18, 2011