Stoner Abuse

To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.

Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.

by Loose Mortar June 14, 2011

Will.I.Ambush

When Will.I.Am jumps out of a bush and surprises you! It will come when you least expect it. . .

Shit man I got Will.I.Ambushed again, thats the third time this week, that sneaky bastard!

by B1G C x March 6, 2010

Abusive illiterate

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

Picnik Abuse

When a person overuses the online editing program Picnik to the point where they overload their photos with font, emoticons and effects. The editing takes away from the main point of the photo.

"There was so much Picnik Abuse on Jane's photo, I could barely concentrate on the picture of her dog."

"Don't Picnik Abuse the photo! It looks better au natural!"

"Doug's facebook profile picture had such a cheesy quote on it. It made his girlfriend and him look less cute."

by VNinja April 6, 2010

emoji abuse

The act of replacing every noun in a sentence with an emoji if it exists.
Common in social media noobs, as they often overuse emojis in an attempt to fit in.

Original
I was sad so I looked around for good games on steam.
Emoji Abuse:
I was 😩 so ℹ️ 👀 around for 🌟 games on 💨.

by Fasteroid March 16, 2017

Cream Abuse

Cream Yui, Ultimate Businessman being beaten up or injured really bad

Cherry had started to do Cream Abuse.

by Kyo Kiyoshi January 15, 2020

Slug abuse

A word that can be used to mean anything in any context so long as it carries a slight negative connotation. Note the hilarity is not derived from the actual meaning of the words, but rather the cumbersome nature of the phrase.

*Noun*
Guy: Dude, she is so fat
Guy2: Hahaha yeah, what a slug abuse!

*Adjective*
Guy: Man, I'm not really feeling this jacket, it's kinda...
Guy2: Yeah, it's pretty slug abuse
Guy: Yeah, slug abuse

by Rick is immense March 24, 2008