The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 26, 2009
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by hammylein May 29, 2018
Get the Absolutely Nothing mug.A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
by Insert original username June 15, 2020
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by madsocks May 19, 2011
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by riri18 October 26, 2017
Get the absolutely not mug.A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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