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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
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anywhore

A slang term similiar to anyway, anyhow, or anywho.
First guy: "Anywhore, whatcha doing tomorrow?"

Second guy: "Probably gonna chill out."

First guy: "Cool man, cool"

Second guy: "Yeah whatevah!"
by Chelsey May 31, 2004
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Anywhore

Used in a sentence when talking near, or to a group of sluts or hoochies, to offend, or disrupt their train of thought.

Warning: If when using this word, and you do offend a group of hoochies or sluts, do not engage, to protect yourself from cathing STD's or any foreign diseases.
"GAWD, did you hear what that girl did ?"

"Not that I care"

"Well, ANYWHORE, she like totally ate that guys bal-"
by Octopodamous November 9, 2011
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Anywhore

Just like saying "anyway" but instead saying "anywhore"
Anywhore, what are you up to?
by Clockwhore August 31, 2015
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anywheres

1) Misuse of the commonly accepted word "anywhere"

2) Commonly used by Halogonians (one who resides in Halifax, NS) in an effort to explain the unexplainable.

3) Sometimes used to stun a verbal opponent with shear stupidity in order to evade retaliatory acts.
"I couldn't find it anywheres."
"If you look anywheres, you'll see it."
by RoboSapien July 1, 2004
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Anywhore

Similar to anyslut, anyprostitute, or anyhooker. Used instead of anywho and anyway.
Person 1: "Woah I just spaced out! What was I saying?"
Person 2: "You were telling me about-"
Person 1: "Oh yeah! So anywhore, I was walking into class-"
by Acotas November 4, 2011
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anywhore

a girl that acts like a slut and you feel the need to call her out on it a derivative from the phrase anywho
Anywhore, look what just rolled into the parking lot
by mbowers15 April 5, 2016
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