When someone randomly shows up at your place without so much as a phone call or text message warning you they are coming over.
Person 1: Man I hate it when people show up at my house without any notice.
Person 2: I hear ya bro. Im not a fan of the ambush visit, either.
Person 2: I hear ya bro. Im not a fan of the ambush visit, either.
by VictoriaSun November 1, 2010
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Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
by amnesiavictim September 29, 2012
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Similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done. Frequently occurs because the suckee is in the throes of passion and does not notice what is happening. Ambush Hickey may be placed either in a highly visible or hidden location, depending upon the intentions of the sucker.
She was so into what I was doing that she didn't notice the Ambush Hickey I applied to her {cleavage}. The next day she discovered the mark, and she had to wear a turtleneck for the next week.
by jbszee February 5, 2013
Get the Ambush Hickey mug.When a woman who normally wears clothes that do not show off her fine ass suddenly wears garments that declares surprisingly to the world - baby got back!!! The usual culprits of said ambush are tight jeans, short shirts, and yoga pants
Dang did you see Cynthia last night? That skirt she wore caused a severe case of ambush booty from out of nowhere!!
by ShoNuff77 November 29, 2012
Get the ambush booty mug.As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
by mort March 21, 2005
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1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008
Get the ambush horse cock mug.When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.
Male: I just came inside of you
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
by lakebehemoth February 5, 2014
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