read a book

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

by MonstaKev March 8, 2010

writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 3, 2008

Back a Book

A term used to discribe the fuckability of a ugly male or female. The term is measured by a negative money, Depending upon the ugliness of the person.

Bob: look at her!
James: Yeah shes back a book.
Bob: aw, shes not that bad only 5 hundred back a book.
James: Well yeah your right she has a nice ass.

by VENDETTA916 February 14, 2012

two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money

with two sides to a book alicked stamps

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

read a book

making out

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book

by woopwoooop January 18, 2009

Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008