A Bit Britney

When you feel fat, bloated, pimply, ugly and just generally unattractive. A feeling that can sometimes be brought on by eating junk food, especially if other people are watching. Also that grotty feeling at the end of a night out when your makeup is all smudged and your hair looks like crap.

"I'm feeling a bit Britney"
"I don't feel like going out tonight, it's all gone a bit Britney"
"I think I should go home now, before the lights come on and people can see me properly, I'm looking a bit Britney."

by CamoGirl February 22, 2008

a bit crap

Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something.

That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap.

by FlawlessWalrus July 12, 2006

A Bit Of The Old

You just say it infront of any word to make it sound good...

A bit of the old Murderdolls...

by ®us†¥ December 22, 2003

a bit gay

something that is lame or rubbish

Did you see that movie, it was a bit gay wasn't it?

by darthmauz December 20, 2006

a bit of allright

old school austalian phrase meaning someone or something that is either grouse, the hottest thing since promite on toast. this is the best phrase to describe someone sexy.

oi, check out that ogre, she's a bit of allright, i wouldn't mind putting one through her.

by pwcca September 25, 2006

a bit of a one

A chancer. Someone who pushes the limit of what is acceptable and treads that fine line.

Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.

by Maxx-B March 28, 2020

A bit of a cringel

When something is too complicated to explain

"This text is hard to understand, it's a bit of a cringel"

by Themanwiththecringel November 1, 2023