by Gina Evans February 28, 2004
an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word
that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive
that asshole just ate my lunch
you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??
stop hitting on my gf asshole
why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?
asshole
that asshole just ate my lunch
you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??
stop hitting on my gf asshole
why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?
asshole
by micky d March 20, 2006
The equivalent term of bitch for a man.
An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.
by mil-town-414 August 06, 2007
by Jenna Tools December 01, 2002
(adjective) Term applied to a person’s behavior who is being a very unpleasant personality to everyone around them. Alcohol consumption or Xanax abuse frequently precipitates such unbecoming behavior but that is not a requirement, as some people can have a great deal of negative energy and possess a very rotten and undesirable personality and existence .
Langdon worked at the regional jail, but he really shouldn't have. Fuckin’ weirdo had some type of feces obsession, but that wasn't even why I call him assholic, no not at all. Moher fucker got off on taunting and fucking with the poor defenseless prisoners there sometimes his true bullshit assholic personality he wouldn't put away and would be on full display for Mom and Dad.....but I did catch him eating some shit out of one of his male coworker’s ass in his bedroom. He doesn't know it, but I told Mom about it.
by Nikki Stixx April 08, 2021
A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he's too much The S_ _ t!!!
The dude is such a ridiculously arrogant, overly-self-confident Asshole, that it's obvious he must be incredibly INSECURE -- or just plain CRAZY!
by Yo! April 18, 2004
Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
by WhiteOG March 15, 2006