May 2nd

On this day the prettiest, most warm hearted and funniest girls we’re born.

Oh my god Mason look at Sogol, she‘s so funny.. her birthday must be may 2nd!

by sn203 October 30, 2019

May 2nd

A dumb beautiful bitch was born that day

Ohhhh it's may 2nd .. Happy birthday dumb hoe

by OhHiImRosie October 18, 2019

November 2nd

The beginning of a new generation of urban dictionary holidays. Today we celebrate all urban dictionary holidays at once and make a new one for tomorrow

Today is november 2nd

Time to celebrate...

by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 2, 2019

July 2nd

National Chandler wins a challenge day

Friend 1: Hey. It’s July 2nd

Friend 2: Yay. The day that Chandler finally won a challenge

by Madi Pierde November 1, 2019

2nd Grade

The grade when everyone learns the f-word.

John: "Do you want to hear the WORST word in the world?"
James: "It's crap"
John: "No, the f-word."
James: "You mean *whispers* frick?"
John: "No... I mean... fuck"
James: *eyes widen at the thought of all the colorful sentences he could create"
John: "Shh, Mrs. Sundin will hear us, my dad says 2nd Graders shouldn't know it"
*Mrs. Sundin places a cold hand on each of their shoulders*

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

June 2nd

Treat your gf 💑 day

Wow your b'day is on June 2nd, treat your gf day. Well your lucky your my gf

by Robmarley October 30, 2019

November 2nd

November 2nd is a day to slut it up! Make it hard for guys to last during no nut November. Bring out the inner hoe that we all have inside. Show what your mamma gave ya! Flaunt that ass and show off them titties. But whatever you do, be a safe slut! LOTS OF LOVE TO MY LIL HOES!!

Boy #1: Damn did you see Caitlin today? She's really sluttin' it up for November 2nd
Boy #2: I know right!! She and Margaret really got it going on.
Boy #1: Facts, they/re gonna make it hard to complete No Nut November successfully!

by bradloveschad October 14, 2019