March 29

National material girl day

March 29 is the day everyone is a material girl

by Tallboi6969 March 27, 2022

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 17, 2019

March 29

A ugly bitch that cuss a lot and is small and gets tall girls.

When is ur birthday

March 29

That means ur small

by Ethanyeet420 December 3, 2019

March 29

Anyone born in this day has a crush on anyone named Luke

F: I have a crush on Omar
g: what no way
F: I'm born on march 29

by ghghghghhghghjd November 2, 2019

March 29

March 29, national get fucked up drunk day. whatever day of the week it is, you and your friends have to get really fucking drunk.

Hey! we need to drink tonight.
- Why?
It's March 29, it's the national "get drunk day"

by Bamsee24 March 28, 2022

March 29

Freshman Skip Day
All freshman skip the day an relax. You deserve it. High school is tuff so March 29 is a off day for you and your friends

Jake: Man I’m tried of school 🥲🥲
Molly: Well good thing tomorrow is March 29 it’s freshman skip day. 😁

by yourstrulytoday March 28, 2022

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021