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Post-Cel

Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
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Karen-cel

She can’t tell when she’s not wanted. She doesn’t take no for an answer. She’ll jack off to u… no matter how underage u are and no matter how ugly she is. She’ll even rape ur Pinterest accounts because she’s too much of a hag to get close to u.
Person 1: this Karen is making me uncomfortable
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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cel

-she cheated on me
--yeah she been plotting on you cel--
by Horeway April 9, 2025
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CEL

Yo bro my car has been acting funny.
Have you checked the CEL?
by anonymous January 8, 2024
mugGet the CELmug.

Makeup cel

Someone who relies on makeup to have an ego, simply to go outside they need makeup. A makeup cel will put down a man while having a face full of makeup.
Chad- Bro stacy is actually a becky I saw her without makeup yesterday

Bro- "yeah dude shes a makeup cel"
by Faggy mac fagster October 3, 2025
mugGet the Makeup celmug.

Kim and cel

The type of girls usually found ieither n a toilet cubicle powdering there noses or drunk in the bar flirting and getting chatted up ...sometimes engaging in lewd acts with each other or cheating on their guys
Dont be a kim and cel they aint no ladies
When all else faiils they lick each others pails
by Hotrod minge hunter December 20, 2021
mugGet the Kim and celmug.

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