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Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.
- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
by Best_celler January 14, 2024
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cels

shortened version of incels or anyone who is either a incel or a femcel or even both,
"cels are so annoying"
by Mahjong November 4, 2023
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Makeup cel

Someone who relies on makeup to have an ego, simply to go outside they need makeup. A makeup cel will put down a man while having a face full of makeup.
Chad- Bro stacy is actually a becky I saw her without makeup yesterday

Bro- "yeah dude shes a makeup cel"
by Faggy mac fagster October 3, 2025
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Kim and cel

The type of girls usually found ieither n a toilet cubicle powdering there noses or drunk in the bar flirting and getting chatted up ...sometimes engaging in lewd acts with each other or cheating on their guys
Dont be a kim and cel they aint no ladies
When all else faiils they lick each others pails
by Hotrod minge hunter December 20, 2021
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cel

"i cel, they were so weird."
by 5jd32o9d February 17, 2025
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Post-Cel

Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
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