Asa 

1. a tool

2. man whore

3. one who tries to hook-up with his "friends" girlfriends, by guilt, but ends up epically failing.

Also known as "Dougin'"

1. "Do you see the way that guy is dressed?"

"Yeah, he's such an Asa."

2. "That guy has tried to hook up with half the girls in our school."

"Yeah, he's being an Asa."

3. "Dude, that guy is trying to Asa my girlfriend right now. What the fuck?"

Asa by Steezmaster McSteez July 7, 2009

asa 

One who enjoys ducklings, middle schoolers, long walks on the beach and new ducklings. His birthday is Friday.

Who is that boy in the chicken suit chasing that 12 yr old? He's thirty...no, he's ASA.

asa by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Asa 

I person who smells really bad, or like poop.

Dude that guy smells like an Asa.

Asa by CyberSpecter November 15, 2017

ASA 

Acronym short for Asterisk sigh asterisk, or *sigh*. Can be said instead of actually exhaling, but more suitably used in online chat rooms.

Guy A:I just paid $50 for something I just found out is worth $10. Fuck!
Guy B:ASA

ASA by andyrb10 June 23, 2009

asa 

a bunch of hoodrats that's only function in life is to suck dick and bang as many guys as possible

Alpha Sigma Chi sorority at SUNY Oswego

asa by Max Ziel January 14, 2004

[ASA]

Another name for the common drug Tylenol.

Guy "I think im having a heart attack?"

Woman "oh I better grab the ASA!"

Guy "oh thanks, I am sure I will feel better in a few min."

Woman "No you won't, I just gave you Cyanide."

[ASA] by BlitzK22 October 16, 2008

asa 

1. A failure at life, one who most laugh at.

2. The guy who you bring camping with you, because you know the bear will catch him first.

3. Another definition for noob, directed to people who fail at stuff.

Can be used as an adj. or noun.

Gamer: Man I just got HS'd by that sniper.
Sniper: ASA! Lol.

asa by Smuk December 13, 2007