fountain

a male penis. especially when erect.

wow he has a large fountain. I wish mine looked like that.

by brinatelle March 25, 2008

fountainous

Describing an object having the properties of a fountain, more specificially having the capability of shooting streams of fluid into the air. Often used to describe a woman who "squirts" during an orgasm.

Dude, that chick I was with last night was fountainous! After we got done having sex, my sheets were soaked!

by furry_mongoose August 5, 2009

the fountain

While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.

Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?

Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!

by armyman56m October 19, 2010

Boss Fountain

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.

Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.

by omegaAngel July 20, 2013

Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009

fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

by Nnnick September 3, 2006