treeing

trying to pick up a girl, hitting on a girl

Look at Dave, He's treeing Jenny

by Sweet Shorty Swoll August 30, 2006

treeing

the act of having hardcore sex with trees.

p.1: "dude did you watch that guy tree last night?"
p.2: "yeah man treeing is so fun to watch"

by treeer September 2, 2014

treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 7, 2018

treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

Teeing

The act, art, and process of growing, maintaining, and sporting a goatee.

Nick has really been getting the ladies since he started teeing

by leftyRC November 3, 2021

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023