Quiche

A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.

Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.

by Boña December 11, 2013

Quiche

quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"

hahaha shauns a quiche!

by hensonboy September 8, 2010

Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.

Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.

by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009

quiche

"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."

"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."

by Robert Flynn, Machine Head January 11, 2004

quiching

The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a preliminary to other sexual activity.

Brian was quiching Sandy after school, in order to spread her open for later.

by Jordache DeWitt December 10, 2007

quiche

Hot but like the step above hot, quiche to the point that you wanna have sex with them

Wow that girls hot, nah shes quiche

by Ja'mie Private School Girl October 10, 2015

Quiche

A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.

Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"

by YoooItsIgnac June 30, 2016