Quiche

A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.
Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.
by Boña December 12, 2013
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quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"
hahaha shauns a quiche!
by hensonboy September 08, 2010
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Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.
Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.
by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009
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quiche

"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."
"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."
by Robert Flynn, Machine Head January 11, 2004
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quiching

The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a preliminary to other sexual activity.
Brian was quiching Sandy after school, in order to spread her open for later.
by Jordache DeWitt November 14, 2007
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Hot but like the step above hot, quiche to the point that you wanna have sex with them
Wow that girls hot, nah shes quiche
by Ja'mie Private School Girl August 28, 2015
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Quiche

A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.
Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"
by YoooItsIgnac April 01, 2016
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