Poke

The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.

FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."

by UniverseTwister July 8, 2010

poke

Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.

"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"

by anon September 30, 2004

Poke

To Approach. To talk to. It derives from the act of simply extended your index finger as if you were saying "GO" or "Go Forth".

1. If tommy doesnt come speak to me first, i guess I'll have to poke at him.

2. Pete make sure you poke your father because he's been looking for you.

by Urban-word king October 28, 2009

Poke

The act of sensual fornication. Only to be used by people who have attained a high level of awesomeness.

Dude! I poked her and her friend last night!
I'll be there in a little bit, i'm poking right now.
No, we can't date. We can still be poke-pals though!

by JJMagoo1331 December 24, 2010

Poke

The way you can kill someone if they are in godmode.

When Mike was in Godmode, i poked him in the belly and he died

by MIKEGETPOKED December 7, 2010

poke

A bag (as in something to hold groceries), usually small.

A sack, a baggie, a brown bag, paper or plastic?

I gotta poke full o' weed, yo!

by ButtFuzz May 24, 2004

poke

Glasgow slang for when you stick your fingers in a girls vagina. This usually gives them pleasure unless they have dun it millions of times before.

Hey Phil! Stop poking her and get your ass over here.
I poked that girl last night. I think she really enjoyed it!
I poked here so hard my whole hand nearly went in there. She was really wide.

by Pip n Chrisy ROCK! December 28, 2005