Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

Ice

Ice is a type of sugar cube but it's not made of sugar it's made water.

George: Eleanor can you get me some ice with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yeah sure thing man.

by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023

Ice cubes

Ice cubes are a type of sugar dude but it's not made of sugar nah sucker it's made of water. It's that simple.

Georgie: Eleanor can you get my some ice cubes with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yea sure thing man.

by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023

ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022

ice hotdog

Shoving a frozen bottle water between your butt cheeks and holding it until it meltd

Man Noe had an ice hotdog all day

by Rizzly-Bear December 6, 2022

Clear Ice

Clear Ice- rly it's just mint Chip..

"Yo that shiii taste like mint chip not Clear Ice"

by Master_of_Dianese December 9, 2022

Women's Ice Hockey

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

by urmomsmine December 12, 2022