Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 18, 2025

Filtering Water

When one partner pisses in the other and then gargles it out into the other partners mouth

Bro my girl and I were filtering water

by Doctor Anderson June 12, 2022

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass October 20, 2015

Purinate the water

To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.

After refusing to pay to use the bathroom, Juan and Nick went into the ocean to purinate the water.

by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 07, 2022

water fight

when two people are okay with each other to the point where they throw water at each other in the kitchen as a form of foreplay

Alex: yeah that’s crazy
Kirsten: haha haha *throws water while doing dishes*
Alex: *throws water back*
Both: sexy water fight ;) bedroom? couch?

by MontanaHoodrat May 28, 2019

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021