Skip to main content

Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
mugGet the Laker Ice Bandit mug.

Ice

Ice is a type of sugar cube but it's not made of sugar it's made water.
George: Eleanor can you get me some ice with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yeah sure thing man.
by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023
mugGet the Ice mug.

Ice cubes

Ice cubes are a type of sugar dude but it's not made of sugar nah sucker it's made of water. It's that simple.
Georgie: Eleanor can you get my some ice cubes with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yea sure thing man.
by Heartlybunny December 16, 2023
mugGet the Ice cubes mug.

Ice Spicecism

Is a philosophical branch derived from stoicism, that incorporates Ice Spice's unconscious, involuntary and effortless preaches.

For Spicecists, the word "Ice" symbolizes a healthy detachment from the surroundings, emotional resilience to misfortune, and the acceptance of things one can't control. All of which are virtues preached by stoicism. In Spicisism, such virtues are highlighted through Ice Spice's nonchalant, effortless, and yet effective delivery of words in her songs.

Not only Ice Spice's tone, but the occasional addition of casual words such as "like" after the sentence "Bitch, I am a baddie I get what I want" just enhances the nonchalant. Furthermore, the very content of the lyrics consists of nonchalant "Ice" symbolism; an example being statements about you should not worry, because if they are not right, they must be a munch.

Both "Ice" and "Spice" are elements of nature, and that is a purposeful choice. Like stoics, by making choices in agreement with nature Spicecists can reach prohairesis. Spicecism allows one to always make well-reasoned choices and statements, many of which can be observed in Ice Spice's discography.

Finally, like the Stoics, Spicicists also believe that virtue in everyday life is key and sufficient for achieving eudaimonia, which means reaching immaculate vibes and living the ultimate slay life. Eudaimonia is something that only Ice Spice and a few others have achieved by following Spicecism by the book.
Look at how well Hanna manages distress and deals with uncertainty. She must be a Ice Spicecism follower.
by IsAMagicGoat June 29, 2023
mugGet the Ice Spicecism mug.

Fire and ice

The nickname for putting an ice cube inside a man’s anus while giving him a blowjob with a mouthful of strong bourbon or scotch. (From the 2001 film Center of the World.)
The stripper told Peter Sarsgaard, “The Chinese call it fire and ice” and then stuck an ice cube in his butt, took a swig of booze, and fulfilled his fantasy.
by TheShaddyDoppelganger July 1, 2023
mugGet the Fire and ice mug.

ice dragon

a dragon that spits ice or has a theme of ice
by realsies July 7, 2023
mugGet the ice dragon mug.

Ice Nigger

That loathsome individual (of any race) who is self concerned enough to retrieve ice from the freezer, then puts the ice cube tray(s) back empty or with maybe one cube left, instead of filling it with water first.
Staring furiously at the two empty ice cube trays just pulled from the freezer sbe exclaimed, " Damn it !!! The Ice Nigger Strikes again."
by StrtLvlDvl July 14, 2023
mugGet the Ice Nigger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email