The Trifecta 

It's a group of three friends who always crash parties when only one of them is invited to it. When they hang out together they just play pool or N64, even if it's for hours at a time. They constantly refer to inside jokes in front of everyone and just laugh because they don't care. They sneak out to go to girl's houses, even if they stay they for only 10 minutes. Everyone knows a group of people like this because they brag about it all the time.

Mom: Everyone sign the birthday girl's card!
Girl: Holy shit, the Trifecta signed this in three different colors. They weren't even invited.

The Trifecta by Jim McPherson August 10, 2012

The Terminator 

After John Cameron was mysteriously sent 47 years into the future to the year 2029 and back again in 1982 he suffered from numerous nightmares and headaches. Feeling that the only way to put his body at ease was to share his experience with the world and he wrote "The Terminator."
Knowing this would happen, SkyNet sent a large muscle bound cyborg back in time to 1982 in order to assassinate John Cameron before he would expose the future to the world through his upcoming film.
Due to strange happenings, the assassin cyborg became the lead star in Cameron's movie.

The Terminator by Anonymous October 14, 2003

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

The Texas Chili Dog by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011

The Try Guys 

Four funny idiots from Buzzfeed who try things. Featuring Eugene,Keith,Zach and Ned. They get naked alot. Ned always talks about his wife. Zach is single after. Everyone loves Keith. Eugene is Eugene.

Everyone loves The Try Guys .

The Try Guys by DansComingHideYourMemes July 11, 2018

dropping the towel 

1.An offer of a private bargain, especially a request for sexual relations.

Origins: this girl who had liked this guy asked if she could use his shower, only to come out of the shower, drop her towel and "request sexual relations".

misha: "Enough already, you have to tell him you like him."
jane: "I know. I'm gonna drop the towel this weekend."

dropping the towel by mo-a February 8, 2005

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube 

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007

spilling the tea

lets get real

its time we start spilling the tea

spilling the tea by huntybitch May 22, 2016