pussy shovel 

a broom, also used to violate your college roommates genitals.

I am going to pussy shovel Marge.

pussy shovel by mbd_ps April 10, 2010

Pussy Pooh 

(1) Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a small domesticated carnivore of the family Felidae.

(2) Waste matter discharged from the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva of a female human being.

Ricky: I was on my way over here, and I saw a cat taking a shit.

Mickey: Did you actually see the pooh come out of the pussy?

Ricky: Yeah, I saw the Pussy Pooh. Also, next to the cat, some chick was taking a shit out of her vagina.

Mickey: What?

Ricky: I saw the Pussy Pooh times two.

Pussy Pooh by RespectableGentleman69 September 29, 2010

pussy retardant 

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.

This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant

pussy retardant by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010

Pussy Plant 

Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.

Woah, Celena has a large penis!" "No that's just her pussy plant

Pussy Plant by RaymondAbid November 22, 2011

Pussy Camping 

When you pitch a tent in a woman's vagina with the express purpose of guarding it from intruders.

Damn you pussy camping motherfucker.

Pussy Camping by B_e_o_r_g_e October 7, 2011

pussy squad 

It's your crew of friends (with pussies or equivalent) dedicated to the pussy and the pleasure of the pussy. There is no excuse for bad sex. Love the pussy!

"Going to hit the town with my pussy squad"
"My Pussy Squad discussed this and decided you need lessons"

pussy squad by SharpSponge April 17, 2016

Pussy Dog

That one mate that is constantly dogging the boys because he's an absolute pussy. It's quite self-explanatory really.

Fuck your missus, don't dog the fucking boys you pussy dog!

Pussy Dog by DannyLu32 February 20, 2018