max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

penis demon

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

Wumbo Penis

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Penis Embargo

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.

After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.

by Annimus November 11, 2012

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

Zebra penis

A term that is used for Hentai, when a penis is censored with black stripes.

This zebra penis ruins this hentai!

by VirginTurtle May 18, 2020