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monta vista

A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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Montanan exit

As friendly as folks are in Montana, they always stop to say hello, usually on horseback, and then quickly go on about their business. Perhaps fishing, hunting, checking cattle, or fencing.
Jeremiah, let’s stop by Willie’s, but make a Montanan Exit, I’m going fishing in the morning.
by Terms of the West August 18, 2022
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Mogntjiggt

The hour before the sun rises, often said by people who woke up around that time with a massive hangover.

Pronounced: Moggin' to jig it
It's mogntjiggt, my brain is boiling, I can't sleep and I can't get up.
by Abhainn XV September 1, 2022
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Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
Good idea that place rocks”
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Montany

A short sexy weirdo that has a biggish pp and has a masculine but feminine and jas big health issues
Montany has game but he has a small pp
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Mauntie

A mauntie is your mother's sister. Why not to have separate words to identify the aunts from mom's side and father's side? With that logic, fauntie would be your father's sister.
Mauntie Jane is my mom's closest sister who knows all her secrets.
by Yeremya January 4, 2023
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Mointment

The moist-ointment produced by a women’s moot.
“I’m so horny, Mointment is running down my leg” and “Be careful not to slip in my Mointment”
by Pruney fingers January 25, 2023
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