uber-douche 

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

uber-douche by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

Elder Douche 

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

Elder Douche by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

slurpin douche 

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

slurpin douche by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Dingle Douche Burger 

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

Dingle Douche Burger by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

Hobo Douche 

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

Hobo Douche by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

toe douche 

when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe

pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out

toe douche by Spy300 June 16, 2011

Grand Douche 

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

Grand Douche by Cornholious December 27, 2011