cunt face

A term used as an insult - first discovered over a game of PES it is believed. Meaning just what it says, and should only be used as an insult to someone who is the below any other insult - it is the worst insult possible!

Jon sees Michael fuckin his mam
Jon exclaims...
"OMG - you absolute cunt face!"

by warrenpeace7 July 25, 2008

Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

by nucc August 1, 2007

cunt stuffer

a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag

ah shit blood is gushing out of my bearded clam best ram a cunt stuffer up there!

by tommy and k bear February 4, 2008

cunt rocket

a term used toward stupit bitches that make you angry/mad

you're a cunt rocket
she's a cunt rocket

by babey d May 10, 2008

cunt nugget

A person who is not thoroughly enjoyed by all. A piece of semen that has tried to someone
's pubic hair, and need a good combing out off.

Guy 1: I fucked Lisa last night
guy 2: Isn't she the girl with the cunt nuggets?
Guy1: yea but she combed that shit out
guy 2: bit still had mother fuckin cunt nuggets!!

by toastonrye May 15, 2009

Cunt Rag

Some one who is obsessed with strippers/escorts/whores. But is so vile, they cant even pay to get laid.

"nasty strippers love to rub their nasty dripping cum filled vag's all over you every night after work. you fucking cunt rag."

by Mr. Spicy April 5, 2010

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012