friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
Get the Phone Bonermug. We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
Get the boner shrinkermug. Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020
Get the law bonermug. by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014
Get the Boner jammermug. I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.
Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024
Get the On it like a bonermug. The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
Get the Boner Breakermug. 