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Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
mugGet the Phone Bonermug.

boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
mugGet the boner shrinkermug.

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020
mugGet the law bonermug.

Boner jammer

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014
mugGet the Boner jammermug.

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner
by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024
mugGet the On it like a bonermug.

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
mugGet the Boner Breakermug.

Boner

Person1 : oh no boner 😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
pp : go up
by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

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