friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.
Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016
