Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.

It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.

by Triflegirl January 3, 2020

Boner

Boners are people who drinks milk.

Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.

Only Boners drink milk.
You are true Boner because you drink lot of milk.
Enjoy your milk, Boner!

by Tomajjs January 16, 2022

Appreciation boner

Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.

Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had

Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*

by Bebes123 February 2, 2021

Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.

Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!

by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017

Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability

She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.

by Max_psq January 12, 2017

boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017