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two jump

being very dizzy
by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023
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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
by dcoder March 29, 2019
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[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.
Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!
by Ollie T December 24, 2008
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Two man

Its Domm Makaaylieee Jacoobbb and Mackaylaaaa
by urmanisminebitch January 8, 2024
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Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.
"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"
by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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