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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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two over five

Bro what are these two over fives doing here
by Gwader October 27, 2018
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.
My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.
by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022
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Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.
Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him
by Angie Simone November 3, 2019
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