A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
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'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
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'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
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