crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

cracked

When your absolutely good in a game in less than a day

dude Nitin is so cracked at this game

by killerswitch12101 October 18, 2020

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

naruto on crack

A popular series of funny or vine videos of so called "naruto on crack"

Radom ass person: yo have you seen naruto on crack other person:wtf is naruto on crack

by Idkwtfyw May 14, 2020

Gang Crack

Gang Crack is a nickname for the Pat Party. The Pat Party is the best Party in iElections history. Other names for the Pat Party include:

-PP
-The American Divison of the IRA
-iE Gang Weed
-KAWP (Kill All Whites Party)
-An-Sex/An-Gay Party
-ISIS Legion USA

Gang Crack is my favorite gang to vote for in iE!

by Gang Crack leader October 1, 2018