Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.

Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control

by T. Faller December 6, 2015

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

Sal's Dick

Non existent, See small cock

Corinne tried to suck sal's dick but she could not find it.

by Duped May 1, 2008

Chink dick

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Dick Cheney

A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

by Mike November 1, 2003

dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 8, 2004

My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011