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Wet

Someone who isn’t the brightest or all there.
Idiot
Have you worked with so and so, they’re abit wet aren’t they?
by Tjbigsshb November 30, 2017
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wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."
Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.
by barber of seville May 25, 2019
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Wet t-shirt

When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.
Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022
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Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
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Wet Willma

When a girl leans in and puts her finger in your ear and proceeds to twist it after masturbating.
After laying next to me so I could watch she leaned and gave me a Wet Willma
by Chuc B. Sarcastic February 22, 2025
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Wet-sinking

Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.

In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.

In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!
by Wet-master July 23, 2018
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Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
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