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Cutie Pie

"Cassie is the cutest cutie pie in all the land!"
by spunifer January 3, 2024
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Meme pie

When you mass text a bunch of memes to a friend in one message.
You just sent me a meme bukkake .
No man. Meme cream pie !

Meme Pie !
by Spazzhat June 3, 2018
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pie g shored

When a girl says no and you go and punch walls and start fights with people
'Did you pull that girl last night?' 'no I got pie g shored'
by Sam pie shore October 7, 2016
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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cutie pie rizz

Cutie pie rizz is when you try to rizz up a girl with your rizz. Now this only works in certain scenarios and if you use it to much and i mean more than 50% of the time you will end up in the friend zone. If your friend ever says that this is wrong just remember have you ever actually seen him or her interact with his or her female or male friend, No not really, you’ve probably never actually seen it so tell him or her to STFU and stop ruining your chances with a girl.
Dang man you rizzing her up with that cutie pie rizz.
by Liaza Yruke August 8, 2023
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Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011
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Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.
The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.
by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021
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