Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

Scoctopus

An animal that can go into a vagina with no problem

I sure felt that scoctopus enter my vagina

by DPY99 February 13, 2019

Scoot

A nickname for someone who does major drugs

"Scoot does drugs!"

by Daddy Doggo February 14, 2019

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

Scooter

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was

This guy I work with is definitely a scooter

by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019