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school bombing 

What any person would do to a school but can’t since it’s illegal.
Also when someone either places a bomb or explodes the bomb with him.
Bob: hey bro whats something you wish to do?
Billy: i wish I could cause a school bombing to end our suffering

Bob: great idea, but it’s illegal

School Restroom 

Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.

Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*

Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
School Restroom by Fagimus March 4, 2021

school taco 

A taco made from a combination of:
Poo

Black blood
Skunk
Horse meat

Imitation crab made from snail meat and shells
Human
Metal
Plastic

Toxic waste
Rats
Pigeons ( In New York)
Bees
Maggots
Vomit
Blue whale meat
Trash
Odd school stew

The dead students

Dogs

Cats

Rocks

Paper
Germs

And 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% beef
Friend: what for lunch

You: school taco

school lunch 

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food
bro school lunch is a scam
school lunch by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

School Lunch 

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:

Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

School on Saturday 

A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".
Your Old Lady farted while I was eating

My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.