Penis dog

A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun

Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

pussy penis

When your clit is so big it looks like a dick

girl1: damn girl ur pussy penis big af lemme suck on it
girl2: AYeeeee im finna give my bf dis shit his name is Nathan Paul Porter

by ljhwfeaburghfbubvsdr March 15, 2017

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016

nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick

Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.

by PainGang666 May 5, 2016

phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016