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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Roll-Back Method

When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.
Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
by Jdub14 August 20, 2017
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Chick Rolled

When trying to establish or otherwise maintain an image of manliness, one is pranked to look very femine.
When I got into my car to leave after working out at the gym with my friend, I rolled the windows down and turned on the radio, which began blaring "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" because my friend had Chick Rolled me.
by LittleBastard January 30, 2014
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V-Rolled

voicemail ring phone rejected short ring
I tried calling your brother, but I got V-rolled. It rang once and went straight to voicemail.
by Buck Conway December 21, 2019
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rolls

A colloquial term referring to the folds or cheeks of the buttocks. (noun, informal)
"Hide the money in his rolls so no one will find it."
by IonatanA December 9, 2024
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roll season

a word used to mean that we bout to beat somebody ass. #ROLLSEASONBITCH!
Makayla: Brandon, its roll season.
Brandon: Bet lets roll his ass!
by playashit October 7, 2018
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Chode-Roll

A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.

Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
by Niftyshiftyjiggleybooty August 5, 2024
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