The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Twenty-Fun-Year-Old

Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.

Looks like someone has a new twenty-fun-year-old!

by Brokenparadigm July 21, 2018