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Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings
damn bruh, this shits dead haps
by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024
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Fancy the dead person

Fancy the dead person is kinda pog, they are indeed dead. they can be found carrying a suitcase of porcelain maid clips, and can sometimes be found pokeing there big fat head in iggy's stream. They are fun to hang out with but they can be sassy.

they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.
Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.
by roseyposet August 17, 2022
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Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.
by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023
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half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!
You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!
by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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Deaded

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded
by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018
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