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blog anal 

It's when you get your booty-log pushed in by a fellow blogger on a blind date (:
k/y sold sep.
post "blog anal" milk baths optional.
Ricardo got his shit pushed in, even before he got to blog about it.
blog anal by shabooty.com April 5, 2005
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amazon and anal 

A very ghetto commitment version of "netflix and chill".
If you are already amazon shopping and anal, you are in deep ..
....literally.
Bro, you still seeing that girl?
Ya man, we amazon and anal.
Shit man, you are in deep.
smh.
amazon and anal by beazyb January 30, 2016

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.
Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males
Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

Sober Anal 

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
Sober Anal by 8toes May 4, 2010

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.
I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.