pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 02, 2018
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chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.
You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.
by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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BALLS TWO GO

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.

This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.

Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 06, 2016
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Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 07, 2021
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Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
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