A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
Get the Jesus cablemug. by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012
Get the Jesus jazzmug. a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
Get the Jesus Alvarezmug. What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?
Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
Get the Jesus H. Fuckmug. Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Cristmug.