John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

John Harrolson by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

John Miracle by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John Bomb 

You’ve heard of the A-Bomb, you’ve heard of the F-bomb, but have you heard of the John bomb? A John bomb is where a navy boy screams “you best move or I’m coming over ther to pack your stack!”

The navy used the John bomb to make the Russians flee

John Bomb by The soltiness November 13, 2018

john moose 

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

john moose by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018

john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation

{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement

john west by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

John Cena 

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

John Cena by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018

john pumpkin 

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

john pumpkin by Will F24 December 11, 2018