A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
Get the California Fire Hydrantmug. Heat that comes in different colors.
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
*scared cave man noises*
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
“That song is straight fire”
A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way)
“That song is straight fire”
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
Get the Firemug. A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
Get the Spicy Fire Dildomug. It’s like getting expelled from your school when you get caught smoking weed in the bathroom but at work sometimes people get fired from there job by taking a break on their break time or breaking their hand and asking to go to the doctor OR your boss got drunk and thought hey I wanna fire somebody and drew names out of a hat to pick somebody who happened to be you
Person one: hey did you hear non gender specific name got fired
Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2
Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2
by Non gender specific name November 25, 2021
Get the firedmug. Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021
Get the Lighting a firemug. by Tounge puncher November 1, 2018
Get the Fire ball your worldmug. The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.
Never used but always ready.
Never used but always ready.
by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025
Get the Fire Extinguishermug.