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Maxi the dog

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.
I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen
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beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.
Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!
by not.beans October 27, 2018
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dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold
“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”
by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021
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nothing but a dog

Nothing at all, or hardly anything.

An expression from the part of last century when Greyhound buses were ubiquitous.
(Two people are crossing the street)

Jack: "Anything coming?"
Charlie: "Nothing but a dog. Painted on the side of a bus."
by Bob B. Bobertson October 9, 2018
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Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022
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Soy Dogging

Dogging, but exclusively involving Vegans.
She wanted to go Dogging on Saturday, but would only do so if it was Soy Dogging.
by NotAChanceInHell February 13, 2019
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Aqua Dog

When you’re dedicating in a body of water and the fecal mater becomes so long that it becomes a tail floating on the surface of the water while still being connected to your anus
Verb: Man, Richard sure had quite the aqua dog at the pool yesterday.

Predicate noun: You’re being such an aqua dog!
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