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Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia
Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet
by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025
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Mama Birding

After ejaculating on your partner, you slurp up your cum and feed it to them with your own mouth.
"She said I could finish wherever I wanted, so I decided to give her a Mama Birding!"
by npc133 February 12, 2024
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Flappy bird

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'
by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021
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Bird Box Challenge

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
by James Townsend January 23, 2019
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Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.
by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022
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Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
by Evan1510 July 30, 2019
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peris bird

Did you believe a word Peris bird just said?
by Swagalicious420 November 8, 2013
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