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Blowjob Attendant 

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Blowjob Attendant by TheKimmer April 30, 2010

nut sack attack 

When doing your partner doggy style, your nut sack will smack wildy against your partner's ass/legs/whatever, and make a loud clapping sound.
Dude, I could hear your nut sack attack through the wall last night.
nut sack attack by Mike DW February 19, 2008

Fundamental Attribution Error 

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.
“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

spaz attack

To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.
Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!

Attention Whore 

Person who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards. An Attention Whore will write things about how thier health or families health in an attempt for sympathy. They will also do go to extremes as promoting themselves via threads on message boards to get people to choose sides over another person.
Christ does he need to invent a new problem everyday that fool is a mad Attention Whore
Attention Whore by red dew April 7, 2004

boner attack 

This could be your worst...nightmare

Some people have this..."disease"
Boner-attack is a sudden boner even you are not thinking malicious or anything, nothing, it just attacks you,anytime.And you can barely walk.

It would be embarrassing if you're in class, office, or any publics places.
It may look funny if you seen one but it hurts.
Person 1: Damn, I was walking on the park with my friends,then I had a boner attack, all people was laughing their asses off.
Person 2:................................

I wish I can saw that moment.
Person 1:(grabs pan).

...
boner attack by Spamfood December 19, 2009