wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019

Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

wet tuppy

another term for a female's vaginal area when wet. the 'Wet Tuppy' refers to wet pussy during sexual times with a partner, the phrase was created by a young lad in Australia's south west region.

oh my god, I have such a wet tuppy!

by Krikke July 27, 2016