Definitions by Fatballbag

wet darren 

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

wet darren by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

Tallywacker Smacker 

Its what you shout when you sneakly whack your work colleagues or mates in the groin.

I snuck up on Darren at work and gave him a Tallywacker Smacker

Tallywacker Smacker by Fatballbag February 20, 2024